Mission Incomprehensible (Rocky Mountain Mike Parody)

I thought about this earlier, but I don't have a recording studio like (or the immense talents of) Rocky Mountain Mike. I mean, how do you turn the David Petraeus infidelity scandal into something negative toward Democrats if you're FOX "News?" Well let's find out, as Rupert Murdoch gets his instructions from on high (presumably Mount Limbaugh). . .