Showing posts with label Movies I CAN wait to see. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movies I CAN wait to see. Show all posts

Monday, October 19, 2009

Movies I CAN Wait to See: The Box


Image from io9

Back in the mid-1980s, there was a resurgence of interest in anthology horror and sci-fi programs. Among the offerings were programs like Amazing Stories (produced by Stephen Spielberg), Alfred Hitchcock Presents (a remake, using old footage of the late director, colorized), Tales from the Darkside (a cheapie) Monsters (another cheapie) and The Twilight Zone (another remake). And that was just a little before HBO's Tales from the Crypt. All had stellar episodes, and I was in geek heaven

I only recently tossed a couple dozen VHS tapes containing countless episodes from most of the above shows. I'd taped them when they originally aired. Watching them could be kind of fun, seeing the original commercials, news breaks, and the like. But the sound started getting choppy, the picture quality was never top notch in the first place, and, well who uses VCRs anymore?

One of the short stories from The Twilight Zone that still stands out in my mind is one from 1986, "Button, Button," starring Mare Winningham and Brad Davis. The story revolves around a couple given a box with a domed cover, and a red push button inside. The man who gives it to them says that they have 24 hours to decide whether or not to push the button. If they do, they get a million dollars. But there's a catch: if they push it someone will die. Someone they don't know, but someone. The rest of the story revolves around their choice. It's a higher stakes version of Indecent Proposal. And there's a neat little "a-ha!" stinger at the end that I'll never forget.

Well, somebody got it in their head to turn this neat little story into a full-fledged Hollywood feature, The Box. But unless they've grafted a whole B-story onto this puppy, there just isn't enough there there for a whole film. I like the cast though, Cameron Diaz, James Marsden, and Frank Langella, the latter two co-stars from Superman Returns. Still, since I already know the "twist" ending, I'm not sure what this film would have to offer.


Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Movies I CAN Wait to See: Superhero Movie


Image captured from Superhero-Movie.net

I've run a series of Movies I Can't Wait to See posts, and you would think (given my previous choices) that Superhero Movie would be one of them. I'll tell you why I'm a little leery about this one.

The Scream series of movies rejuvenated both horror movies and spoof movies, by combining the best of both. After a successful trilogy, Scream was done, but was effectively followed by Scary Movie. This spoof was created by the Wayons brothers, and was extremely funny. Scary Movie 2 followed, and was, well. . .not so much. They shoehorned in The Matrix and Charlie's Angels--decidedly not horror movie fodder, and of course Chris Elliot. Elliot is a notoriously unusual performer, and was put in a gross-out role, which is sort of redundant. Part 2 just didn't work for me.

Scary Movie 3 came around, with the Wayons brothers out, and David Zucker (of Airplane! and Top Secret! fame) was in. This was a great move, and the third movie was hilarious. Charlie Sheen is at his best in this type of movie, and Simon Rex was funny and lovable. I actually liked this movie better before I saw the outtakes on DVD, which showed how scatter shot the production was. But it was a vast improvement over Part 2.

Scary Movie 4 had many funny moments, but didn't hold together very well. Like Airplane II: The Sequel or Hot Shots! Part Deux, it felt like leftover jokes from the earlier edition. Things get screwy right around this point, because other spoof ideas got churned into "spin offs."

Date Movie tried to spoof chick flicks, and even though I adore the star, Alyson Hannigan, I thought it was terrible. Epic Movie, spoofing blockbusters, was a bit better, but was still all over the place, hopelessly trying to work all of the spoof elements into a cohesive whole. And that brings us to. . .

Superhero Movie. Now, I love genuine superhero movies, having been a rabid comic book reader in my youth. I even liked Fantastic Four and The Hulk. But superheroes got a bit of a spoof in Epic Movie, and if the recent spate of spoofs is any indication, this will likely be a mess too. I'd love to be wrong. My feeling is, if you're going to throw in the kitchen sink, it might be better to split the stories into four half hours, rather than trying to weave them all together. And putting Leslie Nielson in your spoof doesn't automatically mean it will be funny. Ever seen Repossessed or Dracula, Dead and Loving It?

Oh, and there's a Scary Movie 5 on the way too. And who am I kidding, I'll at least get the videos.

Official site: Superhero-Movie.net

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