News of the Weird: Eel Swims Up Man's Urethra

Eww. Image from D-Listed.

 Ugh. I mean, ewww. I mean, owww!

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

This is only the second of third posthumous Hot Slut, but this six-inch long urethra-loving eel is worthy of the rule break deserves every honor for being a slippery motherf*cker who saw the light at the end of the peen hole and went for it. If you haven't heard this one before, you might want to cross your legs or pinch your d-hole with a clothespin, because this shit is going to sting. I've already caressed my down low part and softly whispered in its hole that this will never happen to it since I'm wearing a condom at all f*cking times from now on!!!!! Deep breaths (through every damn hole). . .

Read more at: D-Listed

Pink Pistol Pops Penis

Image from Ruger

I believe in the Right To Bear Arms. I am a gun owner... Buuuuttt I think this right should have the equivalent of a driving test. Or like an 'Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?' type quiz. The Brady Bill just makes sure you're not a felon. Doesn't really touch on if you're a complete fucking idiot or not.

Stop me if you've heard this one... This guy walks out of the store, with his fiancee's pink pistol tucked in his front waistband (Hollywood style I presume)... ends up shooting himself... 

Thru the dick... went thru his leg too... but thru the dick seems more important here.

Why do you chamber (load) a pistol & then put it above your dick? I understand that you want to protect yourself... but why load it up & put it above your dick? Let's say there was a robbery & he goes for his loaded pink pistol... chances are strong that if he shot himself in the parking lot that he would have shot himself trying to whip it out. >rimshot<

About the pink thing... I guess to this gent the manliness of carrying a loaded pistol negates the fact that the gun is pink. To me a guy that chambers his gun & tucks it in his waistband is obviously going for the manly angle here, right? And, really, I am absolutely sure that most hardened grocery store robber types would be very threatened by a man wielding his fiancee's pink pistol... May as well be a purse.

After all this trouble to seem manly, macho, thug... whatever it is... You pop a cap in your own Johnson & essentially qualify yourself to carry a pink hand gun. And depending on how the surgery goes you may even get to carry a purse.

In conclusion, fucking idiots shouldn't own or use guns.


Read more about this primate with a pink pistol & extreme Prince Albert here. 

Lorena Bobbit One-Upped By Knife-Wielding Woman



The original Frankenpenis,
John Wayne Bobbit (from Wikipedia)

Oh. My. God. When I heard this story on the radio, I reflexively
clenched everything. At least Lorena Bobbit--who famously performed a similar at-home surgical procedure--didn't throw the excised organ into the garbage disposal. Ugh. But I just realized: how funny would it have been if Michele Bachmann had confused John Wayne Bobbit for John Wayne? Anyway, on with the horror. . .

(And since this is one of those irritating videos that wants to autoplay, I've put it below the fold. Just click the link below.)