Showing posts with label Chimpanzee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chimpanzee. Show all posts

Friday, July 13, 2012

What Happens in Vegas: Chimps on the Loose Have Unhappy Ending

Awww. My step-dad used to raise exotic animals, though usually reptiles. We never had a primate (other than my brother). But I don't think owning unusual animals is all that weird. But I do know that animals like to escape. And that chimps are very, very smart. It's just too bad the owner couldn't get them back inside in time. Sad.

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Chimp Saga Ends in Northwest Las Vegas Neighborhood


8 News NOW


Metro Police shot one chimpanzee and tranquilized another after the pair escaped from a northwest Las Vegas home causing some tense moments in the neighborhood. . .


Read more at: 8NewsNow

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Monkey News: Crazy Chimp on the Loose in LA


Photo from source, Asylum

This post is especially for friend and contributor, Stupid Monkey Planet, who has something of a monkey news fetish. And before you write me a comment, yes I know that chimpanzees are not technically monkeys. But colloquially, they are, so just chill out, OK?

That said, this looks like a pretty wicked chimp, so if you live in LA, watch out! And wear a cup. . .

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Paranoia Alert -- Chimp on the Loose, May Attack Your Boys

You might think all chimps are lovable third basemen that room with the guy from "Friends." But you'd be wrong -- some chimps have been known to rip off human testicles. That's right, peeling the gooseberries. . .

Read more at: Asylum

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Science is Cool: Comparing Chimp & Human Brains


Photo from source, Not Exactly Rocket Science

This post is for my good friend and blog contributor, Denny, who goes by the name Stupid Monkey Planet. He's a sucker for science, and hey, with a chimpanzee tie-in how could I not post it?

Chimpanzees are a particular problem for creationists and/or anti-evolutionists. Their DNA is 94-99% the same as humans, after all. Just about anyone can see the similarities, and now this story says their brains tend to work like ours too. It's a pretty strong argument for "common ancestor" theory, wouldn't you say? Well I would, so there. . . Heh.
Oh, and Denny? We're still waiting for you to descend from the canopy. . .

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Chimpanzees may not be able to recite Hamlet or giving rousing speeches but there is no doubt that they are excellent communicators. They exchange a wide variety of sophisticated calls and gestures that carry meaning and can be tailored to different audiences.

The sophistication of chimp communication doesn't stop there. Jared Taglialatela from the Yerkes National Primate Research Center has found that chimp signals and human speech are both strongly influenced by the same area in the left half of the brain - a region called the inferior frontal gyrus (IFG). . .

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Chimp in Charge...

Believe it or not this story is actually about our genuine monkey relatives... Those 99% DNA accurate cousins of ours... the chimps. These newly discovered chimpanzee, have no 'panzee' about them. They are big, mean & seem to love to eat pussy. They devour Lions, leopards & the like. And they aren't afraid of us hairless apes either.

As you can see from this highly trained sketch artist's drawing...
there is reason for concern. Very terrifying.

Please be careful out there.


I will do my best to try to bring you the latest in useless genuine monkey news I can find...
Sorta like Fox News... only fair & balanced.
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