Happy Monday! It's March!

Lousy Smarch weather (you have to be a The Simpsons fan to get that). Here I am again on a Monday, struggling to find something interesting to start the week. Should it be political? Boring! (The Simpsons, again). Something personal? Been there, done that, they were out of t-shirts.

How 'bout something funny? Well, I plumbed the depths of Saturday Night Live from this weekend--and there were certainly depths to be had--but nothing inspired me. So how 'bout this?

Religious Processional Followed by Dark Side of the Force!

FailBlog.org is a great place to go if you want to laugh yourself stupid. Seriously, it usually makes me fog up my glasses, and get the hiccups. This video is typical of the site, and while it may not leave you in stitches, trust me when I tell you, if you go to the site you will get progressively weaker and weaker in your resistance to laughter.

Cult Procession Fail

John McCain - Random Facts

Photo from Sahbasucks

I found this at AmericaBlog, and it really gave me the giggles. Click the link, and then refresh (or click the words on the page), and you're treated to yet another John McCain fun fact. It repeats itself, but even that is funny in this context. Try it, and just try not to laugh.

John McCain doesn't like the cut of your jib

FYI, the official name of the site is: www.johnmccainisyourjalopy.com

Ann Coulter Embarrassed at Supermarket

Image from source, Huffington Post

Oh, I don't care about the hows and whys. Any embarrassment for Ann Coulter is newsworthy in my book. It's about time she had to face such a thing, with her disdain for ordinary Americans (read: not rich Republicans). But, c'mon Karma, you can do better than this. And often!

Ann Coulter's Credit Card Denied At Florida Supermarket from Huffington Post

Ann Coulter suffered a serious embarrassment over the weekend when her credit card was declined in Palm Beach. According to our spy, the nutty arch-conservative was caught at 9:45 p.m. Saturday night in the 10 Items or Less line at the local Publix when her card was rejected.

Funniest Picture I've Seen in Ages

I found this at one of my favorite sites, called !!OMG Blog!! (which I won't link to, because it's kinda naughty, but you can look it up if you want to. . .). Hilarious photo, I don't know where they found it, but thank you.

Suzanne Westenheofer: Needy Cats

It's been a while since I've posted some mindless frivolity, so why not now? This is a video from an old performance by one of my favorite comics, Suzanne Westenheofer. The scenario: she's left alone for the first time with her girlfriend's cat. . .a needy cat. Funny stuff. Enjoy.

Cute With Christmas

I haven't been acquainted with Cute with Chris long enough to know that he had an annual Christmas special, but apparently this is it. And since I had a long run of political posts again, it was time to lighten the mood.

As I said before, Cute with Chris isn't for everybody. But since I like my cute and my funny with a heavy dose of snark and yes, just a little gross-out humor, Chris fits the bill.

Cute With Chris: Lotion Makes You Slippery

Cute with Chris isn't for everybody. But for some reason, he tickles my funnybone, and the blog feels like it could use a little funny right now. Chris usually has a "cute down" with various viewer-submitted pets. But lately, people have been submitting deformed or injured critters, which is a little less than cute.

But I like his style, even if he hasn't used my own cute kitty yet!