More Monica Goodling: Gays, Abortion & WMDs, Oh My!

Image from source, Think Progress

Yesterday, I posted a piece on Monica Goodling, the Pat Robertson law school Elle Woods, and the confirmation of her law breaking in the US Department of Justice (Confirmed: Monica Goodling Broke the Law). In that post, there was some detail about how she broke the law. Now there is more, and it isn't terribly flattering. Neither is the photo that accompanies this (or the original) post, and that appealed to my inner child.

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Goodling Screened DOJ Career Candidates For Affiliations With ‘Abortion, Homosexuality, Iraq and WMD’

According today’s report by the Office of Professional Responsibility (OPR), former Justice Department lawyer, Monica Goodling conducted detailed “Internet research on candidates for Department positions…designed to obtain their political and ideological affiliations. . .”

Read more at: Think Progress

Confirmed: Monica Goodling Broke the Law

Hilarious photo from source, LA Times

Little by little, many of the things that liberals like me have suspected to be true about the Bush Administration are being proven. What was once tinfoil-hattery, and Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS), are turning out to be fact.

In the latest case, former Pat Robertson law school graduate, Elle Woods clone Monica Goodling has been proven to be a lawbreaker, in part of the politicization of the Justice Department. Think she'll go to jail? Nahhh. Who'd enforce it? The partisan Justice Department?

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Justice Department audit says politics affected hirings

Top aides to former Atty. Gen. Alberto R. Gonzales employed a political and ideological litmus test to weed out candidates for career and other positions at the Justice Department, an internal department report concluded Monday. . .

Read more at: Los Angeles Times

Elle Woods for the Defense

Photo from source, CNN.com

Question: Just how many young blonde things are heading up important government departments in the Bush Administration?

Former Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of Political Affairs, Sara M. Taylor is at least the second VIP that Reese Witherspoon could play in the movie version. What really grabbed my attention is that she's thirty-two years old, and has worked for W for eight years. Do the math, and get back to me; is this SOP in White Houses?

Monica Goodling, only one year older, was Director of Public Affairs for the United States Department of Justice. Is this usual? How many seasoned people were passed up for these positions? Are there Owen Wilsons, Cameron Diazes and Ben Stillers in the mix too? Donde los yikes!

Read about Ms. Taylor's day before the Congress: Former Bush aide declines to answer Senate questions