Darth Vader Announces Death of Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Hilarious.


Image from source, Galactic Empire Times



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Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says

CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday. . .

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