Walmart Heiress Arrested for DUI

Good night, Alice. Image from Raw Story

She's Alice Walton, bitch! And she can get a "first time" DUI even though it wasn't her first time, and even after having killed a person with her car in the past. It pays to be one of the richest people in the world. As Stupid Monkey Planet--who sent this link to me--said,  "You or me... prison."

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Walmart heiress spends birthday in jail for DWI

The daughter of Walmart founder Sam Walton spent the final hours of her birthday in jail Friday night after being arrested for drunk driving.

Texas Highway Patrol Senior Trooper Gary Rozzell told The Weatherford Democrat that Trooper Jeff Davis stopped Alice Walton on Interstate 20 in a construction zone for a traffic violation. . .

Read more at: The Raw Story

Laverne & Shirley Star Gets DUI

1st image from source, FOX "News"; 2nd image from Comedy.com

First, Three's Company star Joyce DeWitt (Janet) gets busted for driving while tipsy (surely a hilarious misunderstanding), and now Laverne & Shirley's "Big Ragu" Eddie Mekka (Carmine) finds himself in the same situation. Probably because Shirley still won't let him vo-dee-oh-doh-doh. I hope Anson Williams, Jimmy Baio and Pam Dawber all have designated drivers, because this looks to be an ABC 70s sitcom star epidemic.

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'Laverne and Shirley' Star Eddie Mekka Arrested for DUI

The guy who played Carmine "The Big Ragoo" Ragusa on "Laverne and Shirley" was arrested last Friday in Las Vegas after he allegedly got into a drunken car crash. . .

Read more at (yes, I know): FOX "News"

Three's Company Star, Joyce DeWitt, Gets DUI

Image from source, The Insider

Surely, there was just some sort of wacky misunderstanding. I just wonder if she got busted leaving the Regal Beagle or Jack's Bistro? I hope she's mended fences with Chrissy, since the rest of the gang is dead. Who's left to bail her out?

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Three’s Company Star Joyce DeWitt Arrested

Joyce DeWitt who starred in the television series Three’s Company was arrested in Southern California on Saturday after driving under the influence. . .

Source: The Insider