Walmart Heiress Arrested for DUI

Good night, Alice. Image from Raw Story

She's Alice Walton, bitch! And she can get a "first time" DUI even though it wasn't her first time, and even after having killed a person with her car in the past. It pays to be one of the richest people in the world. As Stupid Monkey Planet--who sent this link to me--said,  "You or me... prison."

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Walmart heiress spends birthday in jail for DWI

The daughter of Walmart founder Sam Walton spent the final hours of her birthday in jail Friday night after being arrested for drunk driving.

Texas Highway Patrol Senior Trooper Gary Rozzell told The Weatherford Democrat that Trooper Jeff Davis stopped Alice Walton on Interstate 20 in a construction zone for a traffic violation. . .

Read more at: The Raw Story

Three's Company Star, Joyce DeWitt, Gets DUI

Image from source, The Insider

Surely, there was just some sort of wacky misunderstanding. I just wonder if she got busted leaving the Regal Beagle or Jack's Bistro? I hope she's mended fences with Chrissy, since the rest of the gang is dead. Who's left to bail her out?

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Three’s Company Star Joyce DeWitt Arrested

Joyce DeWitt who starred in the television series Three’s Company was arrested in Southern California on Saturday after driving under the influence. . .

Source: The Insider

Drunk Driver Plows into Bicycle Race

Photo from source, MSNBC

This is just one amazing photo. And how tragic that so many were injured or killed. Just wow.

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1 dead as car plows into Mexican bike race

A car plowed into a bike race along a highway near the U.S.-Mexico border, killing one and injuring 10 others. The 28-year-old driver was apparently drunk and fell asleep when he crashed into the race Sunday, police investigator Jose Alfredo Rodriguez said Monday. . .

Read more at: MSNBC