Vote Satan 2012

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The Reverend Stu' & The Stupid Monkey Planet Church of Primatheism have decided to endorse Satan for 2012.

There is no questioning his stance on many issues. As he is the only candidate that has maintained his message consistently... Never a flip-flopper.

His hands-on experience & vast knowledge of the systems are beyond reproach. He has been at this type of work for thousands of years.

Much like Huntsman or even Ron Paul earlier, the media offers very little time for Satan to get his message out. Although he has been present at every GOP debate,  he is most often ignored by the moderators. (Even when it's obvious he is right there.) Yet he remains a very viable candidate, whose name is widely recognized.

Thankfully, his presence is clearly felt, at the debates, each time the audience laughs, cheers & applauds death, blood, mayhem, starving children & evil in general. With that, you can safely bet that Satan was their inspiration.

So, for myself & the church it is a no-brainer. Vote Satan 2012... otherwise beg for mercy & maybe he'll just fucking reap your souls.

All hail & bless Satan. ~The Reverend Stu'

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We're having a bake sale & Bingo on Sunday... And don't forget that we have sacrifices every Wednesday. ~Bless you all.

Wingnuts Believe Dead People Voted in Minnesota

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Norm Coleman's chances of re-defeating Al Franken for Senator from Minnesota have been almost universally nixed. Every challenge has ultimately gone Franken's way. Even Governor Tim Pawlenty has said he'd certify the vote after the latest challenge wraps up.

But the wingnuts around the blogosphere have a new ace up their sleeves. They--and apparently only they--believe that almost 3,000 dead people voted in the election. And as you know, the only dead people who vote are Democrats. Or something.

Anyway, I haven't found any source other than an arch-right wing site that has this story. But I thought I'd present it anyway, so my readers would know what's going on. Take it with a grain of salt. And notice, even though they report initially that nearly 3,000 dead people voted, they later sort of contradict that.

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MINNESOTA VOTE FRAUD: 2,812 Dead Voters

A review of Minnesota’s statewide database of registered voters revealed at least 2,812 deceased individuals voted in last November’s general election, according to a new report by the “traditional values” advocacy group Minnesota Majority.

After obtaining the list of voters who participated in November’s election, the group hired an independent firm who specializes in “death suppression” for direct mailing lists to review the data. The process, which involved matching names and addresses to state death records, bore troubling results. . .

Read more (if you dare) at: Red State