Remembering Newt: I'm Going to Be the Nominee!

No, Newtie himself may never have said those exact words, but it was pretty close. Though every other contender to the GOP throne got his day in the sun (except for Ron Paul), Gingrich was the only one whose ego wrote the check his ample butt couldn't cash: he really thought he was going to be the nominee. And he actually had two peaks, if you remember. That's how weak this field really was.

Michele "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann: God is Telling Her to Run for President

Michele Bachmann, who undoubtedly believes that God
lives on a cloud up in the sky. Image from source.

There's a problem when you hear disembodied voices: how can you really be sure who they are, where they're coming from, or if you're hearing anything at all? And when the entity you believe is talking to you happens to be intangible, invisible and unknowable? Well, then you come off hopelessly egotistical, or off your rocker. I think Michele Bachmann is both, frankly.

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Bachmann’s Prayers Answered: ‘I’ve Had That Calling’ To Run For President

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) appears to be inching ever closer to a run for president -- and as she has now said in her latest public statements, her prayers on the subject have now yielded a calling from God himself. . .

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Sarah Palin®? Sarah Palin™? Sarah Palin©?

Egomaniac Sarah Palin from source, Addictinfo.com

This egomaniac is trademarking her name. "Nuff said.

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Sarah Palin files paperwork to trademark her name



With a reality show and two books under her belt, Sarah Palin has become a one-woman industry, and now she’s seeking to protect her brand. . .
 
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Glenn Beck University?

This man's ego knows no bounds.  Has there ever been a celebrity with a self-image this bloated and inversely proportional to his actual worth? Gah.

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Jon Stewart Reveals New York's Plan to Oust Limbaugh

Yeah, I know, not really. But it's a pretty elaborate joke, and it works! Honestly, what is with these gas-bag conservative personalities? Rush Limbaugh threatens to leave New York City, as though he's going to empty out one of the boroughs when he goes. And Bill O'Reilly boycotting France, Minnesota and Sean Penn films. I mean, who cares?

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