Mitt Romney, The Richdouchean Candidate (Rocky Mountain Mike)

Blogging didn't come quickly to me this night, so  thank you to Rocky Mountain Mike (famous from The Stephanie Miller Show) for some fresh, steaming snark aimed at everyone's favorite rich douche nozzle.

Let Mitt Be (Rocky Mountain Mike)

Who knew that Willard Mitt "Mittens" Romney's name leant itself so well to song parody? This one is--of course--to the tune of The Beatles' Let it Be.

Mitt Romney Chose Eddie Munster (Rocky Mountain Mike)

Sure, we'll tire of the Eddie Munster jokes soon, but not before we hear the Rocky Mountain Mike Munsters song parody!

Mitt Romney Sings at Britain's Olympics Opening Ceremony!

Yes, it's Rocky Mountain Mike again. I'm double-dipping, but this is hilarious. . .

SkeeterPAC (Rocky Mountain Mike)

Rocky Mountain Mike--back when he was still Mike in Raleigh--had a spoof with a character named "Skeeter." Skeeter was your typical FOX "News" fan, who spoke in short FOX-ian catch phrases like "hip hop barbeque" and "terrorist fist bump." Well, poor Skeeter is now so damaged from Obama Derangement Syndrome, that there has been a PAC formed to help the poor guy, and oh-so-many others like him!

Suck Up, It's Mittens, That's Who! (Rocky Mountain Mike)

Are you ready for Rocky Mountain Mike's magnum opus? To the tune of Stuck in the Middle With You by Stealers Wheel, Willard Mitt "Mittens" Romney gets his due.

Mitt Romney in It's His Taxes, Man! (Rocky Mountain Mike)

Here is the second of two Rocky Mountain Mike song parodies, as promised. This one is to the tune of The Beatles' Tax Man. And it's a goodie.

Ann Romney in Power to You People (Rocky Mountain Mike)

I actually had a blog post all written, pictures, pull quotes, the works. My blogger software ate it. So, I got peeved and went off to do other things. That's why the blog is light at the moment! So, here is the first of two Rocky Mountain Mike song parodies! This one is about Mrs. Romney's unfortunate tendency to refer to we plebeians as "you people."

Rocky Mountain Mike: My Rafalca

Rocky Mountain Mike (of The Stephanie Miller Show) rocks out, while taking aim at Mitt and Ann Romney's dressage horse, Rafalca.

Rocky Mountain Mike: Mitt Romney's Magical Underwear Tour

Awesome! In a great spoof of The Beatles' Magical Mystery Tour (during their psychedelic period, my personal favorite),  Rocky Mountain Mike has fused Mitt's "Etch-A-Sketch" reputation, with one of the weirder Mormon religion beliefs (magic underwear), and come up with a pretty great parody.

Orly Taitz to Appear on Stephanie Miller Show Tuesday Morning!

Queen birther and lost Gabor sister, Orly Taitz, will appear on The Stephanie Miller Show in the 9:00 am Pacific hour on Jun 26. If you've forgotten about the birthers, you could be forgiven. But every so often, their mass delusion infects even elected officials, so they're worth keeping an eye on. And it's worth the reminder--via Orly--that these people are ca-rayyyyy-zeee! I will be impressed if Orly actually shows up, more impressed if she stays for the entire segment, startled if she doesn't say, "let me finnish!!!" and flabbergasted if Step gets her to answer a question with, "Moose and squirrel."

Mitt Romney's "Presidential Speeches in a Cuisinart" Speech

The other day, Mitt Romney gave a speech that borrowed a page from half-Governor Sarah Palin, by sounding like word salad. Unlike Palin--who seems to gather her sentence gumbo from any old words (with a dash of freedoms and liberties)--Romney seems to have cobbled together famous speeches, presidential and otherwise. It sounded something like this.  Source: Rocky Mountain Mike of The Stephanie Miller Show.

Political Paradies (a-) Plenty! It's a Rocky Mountain Mike 3-pack!

Somehow, Rocky Mountain Mike had time to move all the way to the Rockies from North Carolina, change his name from Mike in Raleigh, and continue to crank out numerous endlessly entertaining political song and commercial parodies! I don't know when he sleeps. Makes me feel guilty for sort of lagging here on the blog.

Anyway, Mike works so fast, by the time I check in on him, he's got a whole bunch of new bits up. Here are three of his most recent.

Rocky Mountain Mike: Mitt Romney's Bus, The Etch-A-Sketch Express!

More from Rocky Mountain Mike (formerly Mike in Raleigh) of The Stephanie Miller Show.

 

Rocky Mountain Mike: Etch-a-Seltzer!

Rocky Mountain Mike (formerly Mike in Raleigh) of The Stephanie Miller Show continues to create great parodies. This one is a mash-up of Etch-a-Sketch and Alka-Seltzer. . .which is pretty much how my brain works, so here you go!

I'm a Birther (Wouldn't You Like to be a Birther Too?)

Another one on the nose from Rocky Mountain Mike (formerly Mike in Raleigh of The Stephanie Miller Show). This one is--obviously, if you were alive in the 70s--a parody of Dr. Pepper's Be a Pepper.

Mike in Raleigh Rocky Mountain Mike: Naked Face Eating Guy & Siri

Mike in Raleigh (of The Stephanie Miller Show) has moved from the seemingly bigoted/homophobic environs in North Carolina, and has re-christened himself Rocky Mountain Mike. And he's kept his sense of humor intact. While I feel really bad for the poor guy who got his face eaten in Florida (and wonder if it is the start of the zombie apocalypse we all knew was coming), there is no denying that the extreme WTF-iness of the whole thing lends itself to squicky, icky humor. To wit. . .

Another "Mike in Raleigh" Three-Pack!

I love posting Mike in Raleigh's song parodies, but I rarely can keep up with his output. It seems that nearly every day, The Stephanie Miller Show is playing a new one. So here we go again with three instant classics (if the Blogger software will cooperate with me). This time it's a spoof of Men at Work's Who Can it Be Now; a riff on the classic 70s song Signs; and a jab at North Carolina's recent anti-gay vote. . .which if rumors are true, is inspiring Mike to soon move from Raleigh!

A Mike in Raleigh Triple Play!

I've been lax in putting up Mike in Raleigh (as heard on The Stephanie Miller Show) songs! But I can be excused, since Mike is so prolific. All three songs are riffs on Willard "Mittens" Romney, to the tunes of the classic  Miller Beer jingle ("If you've got the time, we've got the beer"), The Addams Family Theme and Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini. Enjoy!

The Mittens Family by Mike In Raleigh

Etchy-Sketchy Wishy-Washy Flippy-Floppy Mittens Romney by Mike In Raleigh
Mr. Mitt by Mike In Raleigh

Mike in Raleigh Double-Post: Secret Service Man & Cheap Hooker in Paradise

I don't know how he does it. Mike in Raleigh keeps cranking out the gold. Both of these are on the same topic: the Secret Service HookerGate scandal. I'm sure Jimmy Buffett would approve, but I don't know about Johnny Rivers!