Mike in Raleigh Rocky Mountain Mike: Naked Face Eating Guy & Siri

Mike in Raleigh (of The Stephanie Miller Show) has moved from the seemingly bigoted/homophobic environs in North Carolina, and has re-christened himself Rocky Mountain Mike. And he's kept his sense of humor intact. While I feel really bad for the poor guy who got his face eaten in Florida (and wonder if it is the start of the zombie apocalypse we all knew was coming), there is no denying that the extreme WTF-iness of the whole thing lends itself to squicky, icky humor. To wit. . .

Horrors! Cannibal Woman May be Paroled!

Maybe her husband's favorite mean
phrase to yell was "Eat me!"?

Okay, I know some guys are pricks. They're abusive, and nasty, and deserve almost whatever is coming to them. Almost. But I'm having a hard time getting on board with this lady's husband being so abusive--in a less than 30-day marriage--that it drove her to eat him!


[Excerpt]


Omaima Aree Nelson, ex-model who killed and ate her husband, is now seeking parole

. . .Prosecutors say Nelson killed her husband of less than a month, on Thanksgiving Day. She cooked his head and his hands. She then attempted to get some of her ex-boyfriends to help dispose of the rest of the body parts. . .


Read more at: CBS News

Thanks to Stupid Monkey Planet for the link

Hold the Pickle: Man Bites Off Nose at Burger King

Image from source, WYFF4

There is news of the weird, and then there's insane. A man in a drive-thru at Burger King got something that was definitely not on the menu: another man's nose. I'm reminded of Joe Pesci in the Lethal Weapon movies, "they f**k you in the drive-thru!" Well, actually, that may have been a kinder fate.

I've had the urge to ram the car in front of me many, many times. But I can honestly say, I've never wanted to eat the driver of the car.

[Excerpt]

Man's Nose Bitten Off In Burger King Drive-Through

A man bit off another man's nose in a fight in a Burger King drive-through, and then bragged about it, deputies said. . .

Read more at: WYFF4