Because This Monkey Cares... Really he does.

Our fearless leader may have decided to take a new approach to his "no child left behind" puzzle. Maybe he thinks if fewer children can get the health insurance they need... then surely, due to medical reasons, there will be less of them to have to try & teach... It's brilliant.
Only a monkey could of thought of that!
Bush is just thinking of the children...

AT LAST! Our Stupid Monkey Mission in Iraq has been Defined! Whew!

Posted by Stupid Monkey Planet

"That motherf*cker tried to take out my dad." ~George Howling Wankermonkey Bush Jr.

"He tried to kill my father, my wife..." ~Same Monkey

Then that barrel of monkeys Dick Cheney must've pleasantly piped in with something like..."Georgie, when you're finished playing with Saddam... Can I have the all of the dirty oil? I promise to share. I just don't want those poor Iraqis or you to have to deal with the financial responsibility that comes with this dirty, dirty delightful crude..."