AT LAST! Our Stupid Monkey Mission in Iraq has been Defined! Whew!

Posted by Stupid Monkey Planet

"That motherf*cker tried to take out my dad." ~George Howling Wankermonkey Bush Jr.

"He tried to kill my father, my wife..." ~Same Monkey

Then that barrel of monkeys Dick Cheney must've pleasantly piped in with something like..."Georgie, when you're finished playing with Saddam... Can I have the all of the dirty oil? I promise to share. I just don't want those poor Iraqis or you to have to deal with the financial responsibility that comes with this dirty, dirty delightful crude..."