Rick "Frothy Mixture" Santorum is Officially Running for President

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Assuming that his announcement that he was running for president would make him the fecal focal point of the media today, Rick Santorum was sadly disappointed. A seminal moment, it was not. The Weinergate story (more on that in a bit) sort of cock blocked him, I guess you could say. And now that he's shot his wad, I think he's spent. Unless he's got something very frothy on tap, it's going to take a lot to shoot past what ever story is leaving its mark on the daily rags.  Okay, I'm done.


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Republican Rick Santorum launches presidential bid

Reporting from Somerset, Pa.— 

After a brass-band instrumental fit for a summer blockbuster's battle scene, Rick Santorum launched his presidential bid from ancestral turf Monday, imploring an enthusiastic crowd of several hundred to join his fight for the White House. . .

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