Bush Still Pre-screening Questions at Events

Image from source, Think Progress

I like the web site Think Progress a lot, and link to it often. But I'll confess to linking to this one primarily for the photo! It's been a long time since I've put up a goofy picture of Chimpy McFlightsuit Commander Cuckoo Bananas George W. Bush. I miss it a little. Not enough to want him back though.

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Bush still pre-screening questions at speaking events.

Throughout George W. Bush’s presidency, his handlers always made a special effort to ensure his appearances with regular Americans were scripted in such a way that shined the best possible light on Bush and his polices. Whether he was meeting troops in Iraq, leading “Ask President Bush” re-election campaign events, or trying to sell his (failed) Social Security reform plan, Bush always had a friend in the audience ready to ask a softball question or heap praise on the president. . .

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Chimp in Charge...

Believe it or not this story is actually about our genuine monkey relatives... Those 99% DNA accurate cousins of ours... the chimps. These newly discovered chimpanzee, have no 'panzee' about them. They are big, mean & seem to love to eat pussy. They devour Lions, leopards & the like. And they aren't afraid of us hairless apes either.

As you can see from this highly trained sketch artist's drawing...

there is reason for concern. Very terrifying.

Please be careful out there.

Newly Discovered Ape of the BIG Chimp Kind... Likes to eat big kitties.

I will do my best to try to bring you the latest in useless genuine monkey news I can find...

Sorta like Fox News... only fair & balanced.