Chimp in Charge...

Believe it or not this story is actually about our genuine monkey relatives... Those 99% DNA accurate cousins of ours... the chimps. These newly discovered chimpanzee, have no 'panzee' about them. They are big, mean & seem to love to eat pussy. They devour Lions, leopards & the like. And they aren't afraid of us hairless apes either.

As you can see from this highly trained sketch artist's drawing...

there is reason for concern. Very terrifying.

Please be careful out there.

Newly Discovered Ape of the BIG Chimp Kind... Likes to eat big kitties.

I will do my best to try to bring you the latest in useless genuine monkey news I can find...

Sorta like Fox News... only fair & balanced.