Rush Limbaugh Burned by Internets & The Google

Amusing photo from source, Crooks & Liars

Hee hee. Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy. I am so anxious for this man to once again be relegated to the fringes, as he was seen back in the day of his book The Way Things Ought to Be, and the vastly superior Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot (and Other Observations) by Al Franken. His dittohead audience needs to be reminded that Rush Limbaugh does not represent mainstream political thought.

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Limbaugh Burned By The Google: Uses 10th Grader’s Essay To Attack Obama

It’s no secret that the right STILL hasn’t figured out how to effectively use the internets, so it comes as no surprise that the Grand Poobah of right wing radio talkies , Rush Limbaugh, has made a complete fool of himself by using a 12 year old essay by a 10th grader to attack Democratic presidential candidate, Senator Barack Obama. . .

Read more at: Crooks & Liars

Thanks to Stupid Monkey Planet for the link.

Bush Gives Umpteenth Iraq "Progress" Report

Picture captured from video at source, Washington Post

I sometimes wonder if George W. Bush has been replaced by an automaton, programmed to go out and say the same thing over and over again about a given topic. Something like the "Buffybot" on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, or Superman's legion of robots. . .only dumber.

The only thing that blasts a hole in that theory is that it looks like The Decider has a little wound over his left eyebrow. Maybe he took a header into the coffee table after too many "near beers." He does seem to have that overly annunciated "s" and "sts" sound at the end of his words. I'm just sayin'. . .

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Despite New Violence in Iraq, Bush Stresses Progress

The images from Baghdad and Basra bristled with explosions, burning buildings, angry street protests, rocket smoke wafting from the Green Zone. The words from Dayton were "remarkable" and "victory" and "rebirth."

"Normalcy," President Bush said, "is returning back to Iraq."

If you can take it, there's more (with video) at: Washington Post

Judge Thinks White House Should Hold E-mails

Credit to AP & CNN

WASHINGTON (AP) -- A U.S. magistrate on Friday rejected arguments by the Bush administration and urged a federal judge to order the White House to preserve copies of all its e-mails.
The Federal Records Act and the President Records Act require that all e-mails be saved.

U.S. Magistrate Judge John M. Facciola said it is necessary to hold out the threat of a contempt-of-court citation to ensure that White House personnel safeguard backup tapes of electronic messages that may have been deleted. Read on...

Thanks to today's technology, no longer are closets the only place you can find skeletons...

Texas Sky Goes Bananas...

Posted by Stupid Monkey Planet (welcome back!)

Giant Space Banana Just For Texas & President Monkey

I guess that genie in the lamp might have been real... Looks delicious. I think I will go make my other two wishes...

Alexander Hamilton Says... You Stupid Monkeys!

Posted by Stupid Monkey Planet

The Unitary Executive Theory that King Curious George & his cohorts adhere to is just a pile of monkey excrement.
Please have a look at what THE Founding Father had to say about the powers of the Executive Branch.
Hamilton Spells It Out
Credit Yale... yes, that Yale for the info...

sTuPiD mONkeYs * Tillman is Back from the dead... again.

Posted by Stupid Monkey Planet
Stupid Monkey Say (in bad Chinese - Kung Fu accent): "It is easier to fling poo than it is to catch it."
AP: New Details on Tillman's Death

Another Stupid Monkey Cuts & Runs

Posted by Stupid Monkey Planet

And what are your qualifications??? Ummm... I can spell V.A.

"HECKUVA JOB JIMMY!"

V.A. Secretary Chimp, realizes he IS supposed to care for the wounded vets... Cuts & Runs.

Stupid Monkey with a (D)...

Posted by Stupid Monkey Planet

I don't care if there is a "(D)" an "(R)" or an "(I)" next to their name...

If they suck, they must blow.

This entire government needs a deep colonic cleansing. Not just the hoity toity get rid of the shit in the colon routine... Much more is necessary for this... It must be a full on fist, arm, shoulder, torso, mining helmet, canary reach... I mean like your birthin' a calf from a black hole kind of reach... Reach, climb, rappel, spelunk, whatever it takes, to get right into that rancid red & blue bureaucratic baboon like ass... that we call the governmental body... & clean that stanky, rotten, putrid bunghole land of D.C., out of there.

A mix of sulfuric acid & Borax might make a good start to an enema mix for this heinous job.

I'll call it "Enigmatic Government Cleanser".

Finished results should be transparent & honest.

I am sure that is waaaayyy too much to ask.

Stupid Fuhkeeng Monkeys.

Dem's are bad too... They're politicians.

Stupid Monkey Missions...

Posted by Stupid Monkey Planet

Our Mission in Iraq?

~Photo Credit to Patriot & Photographer Tami Silicio~

Stupid Pot Smoking Monkeys, Dave's not here man...

Posted by Stupid Monkey Planet

The very term "legal tender" meant to bargain & trade in Marijuana or Hemp. The Founding Fathers smoked it, the natives drank it for stomach conditions & spiritual purposes & real doctors consider it medicine.
Since our government has no way to quantify it or profit from it, forever shall it be illegal for a monkey to pull a plant from the ground & smoke it. Unless it is tobacco (money)... or you are doing an intensive government study on glaucoma (money).
So, all of you stoned law breaking monkeys reading this... pull one more tube & take a peek at this article.

Dave's Not Here Man!