Stupid Monkey with a (D)...

Posted by Stupid Monkey Planet

I don't care if there is a "(D)" an "(R)" or an "(I)" next to their name...

If they suck, they must blow.

This entire government needs a deep colonic cleansing. Not just the hoity toity get rid of the shit in the colon routine... Much more is necessary for this... It must be a full on fist, arm, shoulder, torso, mining helmet, canary reach... I mean like your birthin' a calf from a black hole kind of reach... Reach, climb, rappel, spelunk, whatever it takes, to get right into that rancid red & blue bureaucratic baboon like ass... that we call the governmental body... & clean that stanky, rotten, putrid bunghole land of D.C., out of there.

A mix of sulfuric acid & Borax might make a good start to an enema mix for this heinous job.

I'll call it "Enigmatic Government Cleanser".

Finished results should be transparent & honest.

I am sure that is waaaayyy too much to ask.

Stupid Fuhkeeng Monkeys.

Dem's are bad too... They're politicians.