I don't care if there is a "(D)" an "(R)" or an "(I)" next to their name...
If they suck, they must blow.
This entire government needs a deep colonic cleansing. Not just the hoity toity get rid of the shit in the colon routine... Much more is necessary for this... It must be a full on fist, arm, shoulder, torso, mining helmet, canary reach... I mean like your birthin' a calf from a black hole kind of reach... Reach, climb, rappel, spelunk, whatever it takes, to get right into that rancid red & blue bureaucratic baboon like ass... that we call the governmental body... & clean that stanky, rotten, putrid bunghole land of D.C., out of there.
A mix of sulfuric acid & Borax might make a good start to an enema mix for this heinous job.
I'll call it "Enigmatic Government Cleanser".
Finished results should be transparent & honest.
I am sure that is waaaayyy too much to ask.
Stupid Fuhkeeng Monkeys.