Sarah Palin Cribs Notes From Her Hand at Tea Bagger Conference

Bwahh-hahhh-ha!

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AP photo shows Palin cheated, read notes off her hand at Teabagger conference

I can't even believe this. She wrote a cheat cheat sheet on her palm. Huff Post has the break down, with photos, and here at AP's Web site you can see the original photo for yourself. And here's the video we posted last night, where you can see her get stuck during a Q&A and then check her hand. . .

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Stuck on Stupid: Kellie Pickler

I'm just getting around to seeing this video, which has been making the rounds. I almost hesitate to post it, as it seems impossible that she's really that stupid. American Idol doesn't require smarts, but come on.

"Budapest" didn't hit me instantly--I wanted to say Austria--but it came to me after a moment of thought. Even if it hadn't though, I'd never confuse Europe with a country, and what was she confusing France with, exactly? It has to be an act, it just has to be.

Stupid Monkeys & H2O

Posted by Stupid Monkey Planet

Aquafina (a product of PepsiCo) to reveal it's ingredients... TAP WATER. Rich ain't it.

Never fear, Coke will be next. Will it be Dasani? Nestle Springs? Oh gosh, it's just so intriguing...

And these guys thought the cocaine upset people... now they've just offended Biff & Buffy Monkey & their upturned nostril drinking style...

Pepsi & Coke I can't help but applaud your efforts in taking advantage of these Stupid Monkeys riddling the planet. Sell 'em tap water for 1500% more than they would pay at home. After all, you've made it more convenient for them now. They no longer have to go thru the trouble of walking to the kitchen, retrieving a glass from the cupboard & filling up said glass with fine municipal tap water, from their own kitchen sink mind you. Now it is a simple as grabbing a couple of dollars, hopping in your SUV & taking a trek up to the closest convenience store (again with the convenience), and look there it is... and it is cold! Hallelujah! Thanks!
Stupid Fuhkeeng Monkeys...

CBS has the story... We serve only the finest in tap water...