Aquafina (a product of PepsiCo) to reveal it's ingredients... TAP WATER. Rich ain't it.Never fear, Coke will be next. Will it be Dasani? Nestle Springs? Oh gosh, it's just so intriguing...
And these guys thought the cocaine upset people... now they've just offended Biff & Buffy Monkey & their upturned nostril drinking style...
Pepsi & Coke I can't help but applaud your efforts in taking advantage of these Stupid Monkeys riddling the planet. Sell 'em tap water for 1500% more than they would pay at home. After all, you've made it more convenient for them now. They no longer have to go thru the trouble of walking to the kitchen, retrieving a glass from the cupboard & filling up said glass with fine municipal tap water, from their own kitchen sink mind you. Now it is a simple as grabbing a couple of dollars, hopping in your SUV & taking a trek up to the closest convenience store (again with the convenience), and look there it is... and it is cold! Hallelujah! Thanks!
Stupid Fuhkeeng Monkeys...
CBS has the story... We serve only the finest in tap water...
Since all of the "exotic" water sources on the planet (mineral and spring like Perrier and Evian)were discovered before The Romans stomped around the earth, people are surprised that most modern bottled water is less than exotic????.....so the next time a waiter gives me a condescending look when I opt for tap water over bottled, I am going to stomp on and crush the closest instep...
ReplyDeleteSince all of the "exotic" water sources on the planet (mineral and spring like Perrier and Evian)were discovered before The Romans stomped around the earth, people are surprised that most modern bottled water is less than exotic????.....so the next time a waiter gives me a condescending look when I opt for tap water over bottled, I am going to stomp on and crush the closest instep...
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