MonkeyLeaks: New Plan from House Leader Boehner

We at SMPN were the fortunate enough to be on the receiving end of a video depicting John Boehner & his ambitious plan for the New Republic.
This video gives a very clear idea of what the Tan Man & Co. have in store for America. We get an inside look as to how the new house is looking to persuade policy & the American public as a whole.

Please do pardon me for the next thing I type... I am looking at you 'lefties'...

As a non-partisan in all of this & my monkey bias beside, it is a sound plan.

Watch it!


Please look twice before you open your door this January, its a new world come 2011. Ideological policy may be coming to you... And it has fangs, super human strength & an attitude.

My apologies for any of the outrageous actions of my monkey brethren, should this new plan come to fruition...

It will. So, I guess I am already sorry.

Dave Foley, Prophet, Predicted Glenn Beck Show 16 Years Ago!

Dave Foley is one of my favorite comics, from the genius The Kids in the Hall to the quirky NewsRadio.  Thanks to Countdown with Keith Olbermann via Twitter, we now know that in addition to being hilarious, Foley is also a prophet.  Check it out.



Posted specially for my sister, Jen, who I don't call nearly often enough.

The Kids in the Hall Are Back!

The Kids in the Hall return? The show--like any sketch comedy--is rather scattershot and uneven. But, when they were funny, they were bust a gut funny. I'm in!

From Funny or Die:

Trailer for the Kids in the Hall's new 8-part limited series. When Death gets off the Greyhound bus in small town Shuckton, Ontario, everyone in town is implicated when one of its most distinguished citizens is found murdered.

Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town - watch more funny videos

Gay Marriage... So what???

With the editor indisposed I thought I would descend from said canopy & peel a banana or two with you.
Backpedaling a bit I thought it would be nice to touch on the quieted subject of gay marriage...
Whilst this monkey cares not who or what wants to get married.... many other non-evolved monkeys do feel the need to protect their made up sanctified contract with god. (Of course these other monkeys often cheat on their wives/husbands, molest collies, eat children, have "gay" sex with priests, boys & collies & often vote red against themselves???... but that is another blog post.)
In the spirit of this I found something which puts it all in perfect perspective. Its Buddy Cole & he gets it. You go girl.

We're All Gonna Die!

I have had a pretty full day, but thought I'd sit down and write just one more post. But I couldn't find anything to write about. Then, I happened upon this post at FireDogLake, and found out this blogging hobby really doesn't matter anymore.

Why not? Well, sit down. . .ok. . .sitting? Right. Well, it would seem that we're all gonna be dead by Tuesday. Now, now, don't cry. You can take solace in the fact that it's all the Democrats' fault.

Seriously, I love the writer of this piece. Just the right amount of sarcasm and disrespect for The Decider. And not only is the writing good, they included a clip of The Kids in the Hall, doing a skit about the necessity of following Our Great Leader, even if we don't understand why. Since it's a YouTube clip, I'll post it too, right after the excerpt. Enjoy.

[Excerpt]

Late Night FACT: You Will Die Horribly No Later Than Tuesday

Last week I informed you that your favorite candidate sucks. This week I bring you even better news. It doesn't matter that your favorite Democratic candidate, who sucks, has no chance to win the nomination, much less the election. Why?

Because you are going to be dead by Tuesday. It's a FACT. Deader than Julius Caesar. Deader than Fred Thompson in Iowa. As dumb dead as a ham sandwich that just got hanged for murder most foul. . .

Read more at: FireDogLake

And if you don't make it there, here is the video clip: