I have had a pretty full day, but thought I'd sit down and write just one more post. But I couldn't find anything to write about. Then, I happened upon this post at FireDogLake, and found out this blogging hobby really doesn't matter anymore.
Why not? Well, sit down. . .ok. . .sitting? Right. Well, it would seem that we're all gonna be dead by Tuesday. Now, now, don't cry. You can take solace in the fact that it's all the Democrats' fault.
Seriously, I love the writer of this piece. Just the right amount of sarcasm and disrespect for The Decider. And not only is the writing good, they included a clip of The Kids in the Hall, doing a skit about the necessity of following Our Great Leader, even if we don't understand why. Since it's a YouTube clip, I'll post it too, right after the excerpt. Enjoy.
Late Night FACT: You Will Die Horribly No Later Than Tuesday
Last week I informed you that your favorite candidate sucks. This week I bring you even better news. It doesn't matter that your favorite Democratic candidate, who sucks, has no chance to win the nomination, much less the election. Why?
Because you are going to be dead by Tuesday. It's a FACT. Deader than Julius Caesar. Deader than Fred Thompson in Iowa. As dumb dead as a ham sandwich that just got hanged for murder most foul. . .
Read more at: FireDogLake
And if you don't make it there, here is the video clip: