The Second Coming of Cheesus!

Image from source, NECN

For a while last year, Jesus was showing up everywhere. He appeared in a pancake, on a slab of granite, a potato. . .even a Cheeto! Well now, Jesus seems to be running out of ideas, because he has again appeared in a Cheeto bag. Perhaps it's the fabled second coming of Cheesus? You be the judge. . .

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Woman claims she found 'Cheesus'

A Missouri woman says she has found Jesus in a bag of Cheetos. When Kelly Ramey opened a snack-sized bag of Cheetos, she felt something unusual and checked it out.

Most of her family and friends believe it looks like a mini orange sculpture of Jesus on the cross. Ramey and her husband call it "Cheesus." Others see something completely different. . .

Read more (with video) at: NECN

Previously:

Cheesus: Jesus Found in a Cheeto Bag

Jesus Found in Potato!
Jesus Found in Slab of Granite
Jesus Christ on a Pancake!

News of the Weird: Jesus! Clean Your Shower!

Sorry. Actually don't clean your shower. Jesus! Because, uh, well, Jesus has appeared again. This time as a mildew spot. I'm not kidding.


Previously:
Cheesus: Jesus Found in a Cheeto Bag
Jesus Found in Potato!
Jesus Found in Slab of Granite
Jesus Christ on a Pancake!

Cheesus: Jesus Found in a Cheetos Bag

Ah me. Jesus has made yet another food-based appearance, this time in a Cheeto cheese curl. Why is it so often food? Is Jesus bored with the bland cracker at communion? I guarantee taking communion will be much more popular if they substitute Cheetos.

These stories are always so silly. Yes, that particular Cheeto looks vaguely human. Yes, it might even look--again, vaguely--like our traditional image of Jesus. Well, if Jesus was quite deformed. . .and orange. I know I'm repeating myself, because in my brief time blogging this is at least the fourth thing either Jesus or Mary have "appeared" in.

My biggest questions are, 1) if Jesus (or his mom) want to appear to humans, why is it always in a kind of stupid way? Wouldn't the Jumbotron in Times Square be a little more effective? And, 2) what the heck makes you think it is Jesus (or moms) anyway? We don't know what either of them looked like, and even if we did, lots of people look like that. This Cheeto could just as easily be Willie Nelson.

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Can you see Jesus in this Cheeto?

A couple of years ago, the youth director at Memorial Drive United Methodist Church in Houston was snacking in the church youth offices when he noticed an odd-shaped Cheeto. Upon further inspection, Steve Cragg determined he could see a familiar image of Jesus in the shape of the cheese curl.

One of the church youth named the item in question 'Cheesus. . .'

Read more at: ABC News

Previously:

Jesus Found in Potato!

Jesus Found in Slab of Granite

Jesus Christ on a Pancake!