Photo of the Day: Jeebus is Comin' Back!

Let me check my calendar. . . Nope, I think I'll be busy. 

Source: Joe.My.God.

Jesus on Mars!

Image from source, Telegraph

How did I miss this one? Jesus on Mars? OK, you really have to squint to see it, and even then? Naahhh. I've featured many Jesus and/or Mary on--well many things--and I always come around to the same question: how the hell are we supposed to know what either one of them looked like? All we have to go on are the extremely Anglicized, idealized images of Renaissance painters, right? For all we know, this is Frank Zappa. That I might believe.

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Has Jesus Christ been spotted on Mars?

Now the surface of the planet Mars can be added to this list.

If looked at from the right angle – and with disbelief suspended – this photo released by Nasa can appear to show the face and robed body of Christ. . .

Read more at: Telegraph

Previously. . .

Jesus is Everywhere!
Virgin Mary Appears in a Brain Scan?
News of the Weird: Jesus! Clean Your Shower!
The Second Coming of Cheesus!
Cheesus: Jesus Found in a Cheeto Bag
Jesus Found in Potato!
Jesus Found in Slab of Granite
Jesus Christ on a Pancake!

The Second Coming of Cheesus!

Image from source, NECN

For a while last year, Jesus was showing up everywhere. He appeared in a pancake, on a slab of granite, a potato. . .even a Cheeto! Well now, Jesus seems to be running out of ideas, because he has again appeared in a Cheeto bag. Perhaps it's the fabled second coming of Cheesus? You be the judge. . .

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Woman claims she found 'Cheesus'

A Missouri woman says she has found Jesus in a bag of Cheetos. When Kelly Ramey opened a snack-sized bag of Cheetos, she felt something unusual and checked it out.

Most of her family and friends believe it looks like a mini orange sculpture of Jesus on the cross. Ramey and her husband call it "Cheesus." Others see something completely different. . .

Read more (with video) at: NECN

Previously:

Cheesus: Jesus Found in a Cheeto Bag

Jesus Found in Potato!
Jesus Found in Slab of Granite
Jesus Christ on a Pancake!

Jesus Found in Potato!

Image from (of course), FOX "News"

Jeebus has been a busy little bee lately, making personal appearances all over the place. Just a few days ago, He appeared in a slab of granite. Now, he's showing up in. . .a potato? Sounds like he's slumming to me.

Seriously, religious folks, why does this keep happening? Haven't you ever lain on your back, and stared at the sky, imagining shapes and objects in the clouds? Ever get a little buzzed, and start seeing images in the wallpaper, or in the wood grain on the door, or in the floor tile? Just because you see a shape that looks like the Pink Panther doesn't mean it's actually him. Same goes for Jesus.

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Florida Pastor Finds Jesus Image in Split Potato

MARION COUNTY, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35, Orlando) -- Pastor Renee Brewster and her husband Bishop Winston Brewster are a very spiritual couple. But the site of their savior in a potato has reinvigorated their faith and their desire to help others.

“That’s Jesus on the Cross. Just looking at it I don't have to convince,” said Renee. . .

Read more at: My FOX Orlando

Jesus Found in Slab of Granite

Image from source, My Fox Tampa Bay

Why is it if there's an image on something, it's gotta be Jeebus or Mary? I don't get it. So it resembles a person with his arms up. Maybe that's really Rocky Balboa? Richard Nixon? If it is Jesus, he sure is vague about his appearances, isn't he? I mean, come on, show up on American Idol if you want an audience. . .

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Some see holy spirit in stone slab

Look at this 400-pound piece of granite and you see something set in stone. The question is, what?

Many people say they see the image of Jesus on the cross. . .

Read more at: My Fox Tampa Bay