Jesus is Everywhere!

I've posted a number of Jesus and Mary sightings over the last two years, so I guess the heaping helping of snark served up in this video could just as well be fed to me. But, since I don't take any of it seriously, maybe I'm spared.

What puzzles me most about all of these holy sightings is, how do these people know that the image is of Jesus (or Mary?). After all, nobody knows what they look like. All we have to go by are paintings and statuary, all made by people idealizing their subject matter. So people are really imagining bearded, robed figures (in the case of Jesus) and beatific, shawled women (in the case of Mary). For all we know, these Jesus images could be John Lennon! It's all very silly, but it makes for a fun video.



Previously:
Virgin Mary Appears in a Brain Scan?
News of the Weird: Jesus! Clean Your Shower!
The Second Coming of Cheesus!
Cheesus: Jesus Found in a Cheeto Bag
Jesus Found in Potato!
Jesus Found in Slab of Granite
Jesus Christ on a Pancake!

The Second Coming of Cheesus!

Image from source, NECN

For a while last year, Jesus was showing up everywhere. He appeared in a pancake, on a slab of granite, a potato. . .even a Cheeto! Well now, Jesus seems to be running out of ideas, because he has again appeared in a Cheeto bag. Perhaps it's the fabled second coming of Cheesus? You be the judge. . .

[Excerpt]

Woman claims she found 'Cheesus'

A Missouri woman says she has found Jesus in a bag of Cheetos. When Kelly Ramey opened a snack-sized bag of Cheetos, she felt something unusual and checked it out.

Most of her family and friends believe it looks like a mini orange sculpture of Jesus on the cross. Ramey and her husband call it "Cheesus." Others see something completely different. . .

Read more (with video) at: NECN

Previously:

Cheesus: Jesus Found in a Cheeto Bag

Jesus Found in Potato!
Jesus Found in Slab of Granite
Jesus Christ on a Pancake!

News of the Weird: Jesus! Clean Your Shower!

Sorry. Actually don't clean your shower. Jesus! Because, uh, well, Jesus has appeared again. This time as a mildew spot. I'm not kidding.


Previously:
Cheesus: Jesus Found in a Cheeto Bag
Jesus Found in Potato!
Jesus Found in Slab of Granite
Jesus Christ on a Pancake!