Egg Paranoia! from Pink Flamingos

I wanted to serve you up a big mess of bloggy goodness this morning, kids. But the eggs, they're not safe!  Oh, if only I could be reassured about the future of eggs.  Maybe by a 400-pound transvestite!

Actually, I was having difficulty finding something to post for Thursday, and I remembered this gem from John Waters' Pink Flamingos. While the film itself is definitely Not Safe for Work (NSFW), the clip is fine. Oh, it's disturbing--that is a woman in a playpen--but it's safe for work.  If you've never seen Pink Flamingos, this will make absolutely no sense to you.  And if you've seen it. . .well, it still doesn't make any sense!  Enjoy.

The Movie Version of McClellan's What Happened?

With all of the Bush scandals receiving new attention, thanks to the publication of Scott McClellen's tell-all book, What Happened, I am reminded of a little art project I slapped together a few years ago, covering a couple of them.

Here's the original post as it appeared in the early days of this blog (June 15, 2007):

Here is another of my creations, from a couple of years ago. Picture it: Spring 2005, and revelations about a man named Jeff Gannon were setting the blogs (but sadly not the mainstream media) on fire. Also, there were rumors that the man the Freepers called "Rove, you magnificent bastard!" was possibly--just maybe--gonna be implicated in the Plame affair. I didn't have an outlet yet for my political and artistic frustrations, but that didn't stop me from creating. So without further ado (and with apologies to and appreciation for John Waters), I bring you Pink Elephants!

News of the Weird: Jesus! Clean Your Shower!

Sorry. Actually don't clean your shower. Jesus! Because, uh, well, Jesus has appeared again. This time as a mildew spot. I'm not kidding.


Previously:
Cheesus: Jesus Found in a Cheeto Bag
Jesus Found in Potato!
Jesus Found in Slab of Granite
Jesus Christ on a Pancake!

Blast from the Past: Karl Rove & Jeff Gannon

Here is another of my creations, from a couple of years ago. Picture it: Spring 2005, and revelations about a man-whore named Jeff Gannon were setting the blogs (but sadly not the mainstream media) on fire. Also, there were rumors that the man the Freepers called "Rove, you magnificent bastard!" was possibly--just maybe--gonna be implicated in the Plame affair. I didn't have an outlet yet for my political and artistic frustrations, but that didn't stop me from creating. So without further ado (and with apologies to and appreciation for John Waters), I bring you Pink Elephants!