Jesus Found in Potato!

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Jeebus has been a busy little bee lately, making personal appearances all over the place. Just a few days ago, He appeared in a slab of granite. Now, he's showing up in. . .a potato? Sounds like he's slumming to me.

Seriously, religious folks, why does this keep happening? Haven't you ever lain on your back, and stared at the sky, imagining shapes and objects in the clouds? Ever get a little buzzed, and start seeing images in the wallpaper, or in the wood grain on the door, or in the floor tile? Just because you see a shape that looks like the Pink Panther doesn't mean it's actually him. Same goes for Jesus.

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Florida Pastor Finds Jesus Image in Split Potato

MARION COUNTY, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35, Orlando) -- Pastor Renee Brewster and her husband Bishop Winston Brewster are a very spiritual couple. But the site of their savior in a potato has reinvigorated their faith and their desire to help others.

“That’s Jesus on the Cross. Just looking at it I don't have to convince,” said Renee. . .

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