Rick Santorum Has His Own Embarrassing Food Photo!

Well whattaya know. Look what you can find when you do a Google search with "Rick Santorum" and "corn dog." I figured I'd see if Rick (don't just Google his name) Santorum had an embarrassing shot like Michele and Marcus Bachmann, and Rick Perry. Sadly, no. But I think this one is just as good, and even more deserving of some PhotoShop fun.

And this will draw to a close the Greenlee Gazette Republicans fellating food items run of posts. Provided that the candidates stop. . .you know. . .fellating food items. Ahem.

Image found at: The Political Carnival

Rick Perry's Big Idea: A Moratorium on ALL Regulations

Why oh why couldn't it be a corn dog?
Image from source, ThinkProgress

Brilliant! Stop government regulation of everything! Does our national politics really need to be this stupid? Really?

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Perry Reveals Plan For Total U.S. Anarchy: ‘Put A Moratorium On All Regulations’ 
 
Today, Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX) issued the first policy position of his presidential campaign by asking the White House to issue a “moratorium on regulations across this country”. . .

Under such a moratorium, the Food and Drug Administration would stop approving new drugs and preventing human experimentation. . .

Read more at: ThinkProgress

UPDATED TO ADD: Oh. Dear. GOD. 

I was only joking before! Image from Queerty

Newsweek Addresses Bachmann Cover Flap

Meanwhile, in Iowa

Well, I won't comment, but Kenneth said: "Marcus taught her well."

Posted without comment.


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UPDATED TO ADD: Oh. My. God.

"I will not put it in my mouth! I WON'T!!!"