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Back in the early days of my blog,
I lamented about "the weight thing," the sad reality that past 40, your metabolism just tends to slow down. In my 20s, my weight stabilized on its own at about 145 pounds, regardless of exercise or diet. In my 30s, the median weight range hovered between 155 and 160 without effort, and could be brought down to the 145 range or so with effort. After 40 (when I was
thin after an Atkins diet crash course), I found that no diet and limited exercise put me around 170 or more if I didn't watch things.
So after a year of accepting my new found "stable" weight--170-180--I finally got sick of it. I went back on the Atkins Diet on September 29, for
one more try at getting to a reasonable weight for my 5' 8½" frame (don't forget the one half!). My weight on that date was 180, a personal
worst. My weight tends to center on my stomach (exacerbated by a rib cage that makes me look fat when I'm not), my face (big, fat, pumpkin head), and my butt (jeans strain at the ol' po-po). My legs, chest and arms tend to remain skinny.
But I found that starting the Atkins Diet in 2008 is a wholly different thing than it was three or four years ago. The diet has fallen out of "fad" status, and all of those wonderful low or no-carb diet foods are often unavailable. So, you have to remember what you ate years ago, when it
worked, and improvise a little.
Here are some tips, if you're starting Atkins in a time when the market is unfriendly to it.
- Pepperoni and cheese. If you have a Sam's Club or Costco membership, you're in luck. You can buy "pillow packs" of pepperoni, and resealable bags of cheese cubes in various varieties. Another cool one is the little Vienna-sized beef sticks in a resealable bag. These are great for snacks. But you might want to freeze half when you first buy them so that they don't go bad on you. Pepperonis are good out of the bag, but try microwaving them (on a bed of paper towels) to give them some more flavor, and less fat.
- Pickles, lettuce and green beans - One of the stern warnings that you will get from friends, is the lack of fruits and vegetables on Atkins (at least in the first two or three induction weeks). Buy light green lettuces, green beans and dill pickles (sliced or spears). All are low in carbs, and with green beans, the fiber cancels out many of the carbs. Asparagus is good too, but just eat a few spears at a time.
- Sugar-free Jello and Heavy Whipping Cream - Throw some heavy whipping cream, Splenda and vanilla into a bowl, and whip it to a froth. Put it on sugar-free Jello, and you will have a tasty diversion from the mediocrity of the diet.
- Low-carb Ice Cream - When Atkins was still a fad, you could find myriad examples of delicious ice cream from many vendors. A few years ago, Blue Bunny's low-carb ice cream was a prime example of how I survived the diet and lost 23 pounds. Blue Bunny is, unfortunately now, out of the game. But try all of your local grocery stores until you find some low-carb ice cream. Vons (Safeway) has their own brand, and it's
good.- Sunflower Kernels - Planters used to have a great dry roasted sunflower seed kernel product, but I can't find it anymore. David's still has one. Remember, you can subtract fiber grams from carbohydrate grams.
- Hamburgers, Hot Dogs, Sausages, Steaks and Chicken Breasts - Often, I will grill up a whole mess of these items at once, and package them into lunches and dinners for the week. Have them with a side of salad, green beans, broccoli or pickles with no bread or other starches. Put bacon on the hamburgers. In fact. . .
- Put bacon on everything - Bacon is totally allowed, and a good add to chicken salad, egg salad, tuna salad, hamburgers, etc. You can buy it at the wholesale clubs in strips or crumbled, already cooked.
- Breakfast is easy - If you're anything like me, you can eat eggs and breakfast meats every day and not get tired of it. Eggs can be cooked many ways, and breakfast meats like bacon, sausage, ham steaks, etc. are all on the menu. You can buy pre-cooked egg patties and sausage patties in bags at Wal-Mart. 1 or 2 carbs total. A life saver.
- Meatballs - Meatballs generally contain breading. But I've found that the frozen variety from Sam's Club can allow me 10 or so meatballs (along with some green beans) for a meal, and not put me over my carbs for the day. And they are delicious. Find a low-carb tomato sauce for them if you want.
- Cream Cheese and Meat Roll-ups - Spread a thin layer of cream cheese mixed with chives on a piece of lunch meat (check the carbs first) and roll 'em up. Great snack. As is cream cheese on celery stalks. Peanut butter in small amounts on celery works too.
- Spices and Marinades Help - The biggest issue on Atkins is
boredom. You don't really get hungry, because you don't really have to watch portions. So try some lemon pepper, some marinades (check carbs first, but remember that some burn off on the grill), cumin, chives, onion powder, garlic, etc., on your steaks or chicken breasts. Lemon pepper on sirloin steak is
outstanding.- Lettuce or low-carb tortillas - I'm a big starch fan, but even if I wasn't, one of the hard things about Atkins is,
what do you put your food on? With a normal diet, you have bread or crackers or tortillas to put your meats, cheeses and vegetables on. With all starches out, what do you do? What I did was buy large bags of Romaine lettuce hearts, and use them as wraps. Also, after the first two weeks, find some low-carb tortillas (5g of net carbs) for a one-time per day sandwich. Load it up with ham, turkey, cheese, bacon. BACON!!! Use mayonnaise (full fat) or ranch dressing (just a touch), and you have a great sandwich.
- Salad dressings - If you shop around just a little, you'll find the low-carbiest salad dressings. They're good for salads, sure, but also good for marinades, and ranch is good (in small doses) to add a little kick to chicken salad, tuna salad, and egg salad. Also, all three of those salads can be done in combination--throw some mustard in the tuna salad, throw some eggs into the chicken salad. And don't forget the bacon!
All of these things have helped me get through this diet. You might wonder if I've tried this diet and am
fat again, why I'd do it all over? Because it generally
works. The first time I tried Atkins, I weighed around 160, and I lost 13 pounds, got thin enough and quit. The second time, maybe a year later, I'd gained back, tried again, failed, and quit again--but to be honest, I didn't try very hard. The third time, I was up to 170 pounds, lost 33, and quit again. But this time, I was careful, and actually kept most of the weight off for 18 months.
We Americans can tend to be lazy and spoiled, so after I turned 40, I threw caution to the wind. That landed me at 42 and 180 pounds. Way too much. So this time--inspired by my friend John, who has lost 30 pounds--after just under four weeks, I've lost 12 pounds or so, back in the high 160s, and energized. I'm not exercising enough yet, but intend to, and have no intention of cheating on the diet yet.
Keep in mind that the first 7-10 days, if you stick to 20 carbs per day or less, you
will lose a huge amount of weight, maybe 8, 10 or more pounds. This will excite you! But then, on your daily weigh-ins, you'll get stuck. Maybe for two, even three weeks. But your weight will likely not fluctuate more than two or three pounds. Do NOT get discouraged! Keep at it. The weight
has to come off eventually. Your body is burning fat, so even if the weight sticks around for a while, you'll feel your clothes fitting better. People will comment on your weight loss. Just keep at it.
And I've found in the past, that if you
really plateau, and can't lose another pound, try this: schedule a "pig out" day. Eat whatever you want
all day long. Then, the next day, start the induction diet again, strictly. Stay on it with no variation for two weeks. If you're like me, you'll have another dramatic drop-off.
