Flying Spaghetti Monster on a Steam Iron!

Looks like it wasn't Jesus after all! It was The Flying Spaghetti Monster! Bless his noodly goodness!

Source: TravisJMorgan

Jesus Appears on a Steam Iron

Image from source, CBS

Honestly, people. If Jesus wanted to appear before his faithful, wouldn't he just go on Oprah or something? And isn't it a little presumptuous to claim you know what Jesus looks like in the first place? The mind wobbles. . .

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Mass. Woman Sees Image Of Jesus On Her Iron

A Massachusetts woman who recently separated from her husband and had her hours cut at work says an image of Jesus Christ she sees on her iron has reassured her that "life is going to be good. . ."

Read more at: CBS

Previously:

Jesus on a Pickup Truck!
Virgin Mary Appears in a Brain Scan?
News of the Weird: Jesus! Clean Your Shower!
The Second Coming of Cheesus!
Cheesus: Jesus Found in a Cheetos Bag
Jesus Found in Potato!
Jesus Found in Slab of Granite
Jesus Christ on a Pancake!
Jesus is Everywhere!

Jesus on Mars!

Image from source, Telegraph

How did I miss this one? Jesus on Mars? OK, you really have to squint to see it, and even then? Naahhh. I've featured many Jesus and/or Mary on--well many things--and I always come around to the same question: how the hell are we supposed to know what either one of them looked like? All we have to go on are the extremely Anglicized, idealized images of Renaissance painters, right? For all we know, this is Frank Zappa. That I might believe.

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Has Jesus Christ been spotted on Mars?

Now the surface of the planet Mars can be added to this list.

If looked at from the right angle – and with disbelief suspended – this photo released by Nasa can appear to show the face and robed body of Christ. . .

Read more at: Telegraph

Previously. . .

Jesus is Everywhere!
Virgin Mary Appears in a Brain Scan?
News of the Weird: Jesus! Clean Your Shower!
The Second Coming of Cheesus!
Cheesus: Jesus Found in a Cheeto Bag
Jesus Found in Potato!
Jesus Found in Slab of Granite
Jesus Christ on a Pancake!