Showing posts with label Monkey News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Monkey News. Show all posts

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Monkey News: Monkey Photography!

Image from source, Guardian UK
You'll never make a monkey outta meeeee! Yes, monkey stories are gonna get noticed by me and particularly Stupid Monkey Planet, who sent me the link for this one. It's gonna be a race between computers and monkeys to take over the planet, isn't it?

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Shutter-happy monkey turns photographer

As the infinite monkey theorem has it, a monkey hitting random keys on a typewriter will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare. Now it seems that a monkey clicking away with a digital camera will eventually produce portraits of startling beauty. . .

Read more at: Guardian UK

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Product Placement: Pinot Evil Wine

This one is for my good friend, Stupid Monkey Planet. I spied this brand of wine at our local apothecary (Lee's Discount Liquor), and was instantly reminded of him. It carries the infamous three monkeys: see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, and the brand name, Pinot Evil. I'm a big fan of red wine, and of monkey, so I may give it a try.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Science is Cool: How Men Lost Their Penis Spines

Hey, everybody! I didn't get anything up on the blog on Friday, because I was quite simply spending time with The Other Half. Thanks to my good friend Stupid Monkey Planet for sending me some links so that I could at least get something fresh up. And leave it to the Monkey to find something kind of bawdy about science, and monkeys! I think that straight women and gay men can all breathe a healthy whew! when they find out that men came thisclose to having spiny penises!

Image from BoingBoing
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How Men Lost Their Penis Spines
Time to give thanks for your genome: A new study finds that at some point in our evolutionary history, humans lost a stretch of DNA that would have otherwise promoted the growth of spines on the penis. . .

Read more at: Live Science

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Monkey Police!


Image from source, Sky News

Here at Greenlee Gazette, we have a weakness for stories about monkeys. And while this may be a Stupid Monkey Planet, there are a few smart monkeys out there. . .

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Thai Police Force Takes Monkey On The Beat

A Thai police force has begun taking a monkey dressed in officer's uniform on patrol each day to help improve relations with Muslim separatists.

The five-year-old pig-tailed macaque was adopted after policemen in Yaha province in southern Thailand found him injured with a broken arm. . .

Read more at: Sky News


Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Featured Site: Shelf Monkey's Review of Left Behind


Photo from source, Wikpedia

There isn't much reason for this particular post at this particular time, other than to show you how my mind works. Today, my friend, co-worker and fill-in editor, Stupid Monkey Planet were talking, as we like to do. I mentioned that the cloud moving over the mountains made me feel like The Langoliers were coming. More accurately, I was probably thinking of a similar story, The Mist. Both are Stephen King short stories with a vaguely similar vibe.

We started talking about The Langoliers, a story about an airline flight where many people suddenly vanish from the plane, leaving various items behind, and those left behind have to figure out what's going on. It's a gripping story, with a suspenseful setup. Then, I wondered aloud if the authors of Left Behind--an apocalyptic Christian story which started in much the same way--stole the initial premise for their enormously profitable and spectacularly badly written series of books and sundry spin offs.

After a little Googling, I stumbled upon this review of Left Behind, also mentioning The Langoliers. Aside from the "Monkey" reference in the blog's name (which was a shoo-in for this blog on that basis alone), the review is hilarious, and spot-on. I wrote my own review some time ago, which was much shorter and not nearly as funny. Shelf Monkey has picked up a fan in me, and I wanted to share. Here is an excerpt from the post that hooked me.

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Critical Monkey Entry #4 — Left Behind: Ouch! My soul!

In his collection Four Past Midnight, author Stephen King wrote a tight little novella entitled 'The Langoliers.' It concerned itself with a small group of people who had fallen asleep on an aircraft, only to awaken and discover that everyone else on board had mysteriously vanished. . .

The scenario is absurd, but over 200 or so pages, King achieves a surprising amount of gut-clenching suspense over the predicament. His characters are strong, the dialogue is heightened yet believeable, and the plot device (waking up abandoned and alone) is so universal that a suspension of disbelief was easily achieved.

. . .Flash-forward five years, when Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins (hereafter L&J) release the first volume of their Rapture epic Left Behind. Like 'The Langoliers,' it begins on an airplane where a segment of the passengers have mysteriously vanished. However, rather unlike King's pulpy good time, L&J take an astounding, brain-shattering event and treat the disappearance of passengers with all the astonishment of passengers not wanting a second helping of peanuts. That is to say, there is zero tension in the narrative from the get-go. And it does not get better. . .

Read more at: Shelf Monkey


Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Monkeys Love Pinot Noir


For no particular reason, other than my sister forwarded it to me, and that Stupid Monkey Planet (friend and contributor) loves monkey stories, here is a link to a photo essay about monkeys who really love wine grapes.

See all the shots (with captions) here: WFTV


Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Monkey News: Crazy Chimp on the Loose in LA


Photo from source, Asylum

This post is especially for friend and contributor, Stupid Monkey Planet, who has something of a monkey news fetish. And before you write me a comment, yes I know that chimpanzees are not technically monkeys. But colloquially, they are, so just chill out, OK?

That said, this looks like a pretty wicked chimp, so if you live in LA, watch out! And wear a cup. . .

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Paranoia Alert -- Chimp on the Loose, May Attack Your Boys

You might think all chimps are lovable third basemen that room with the guy from "Friends." But you'd be wrong -- some chimps have been known to rip off human testicles. That's right, peeling the gooseberries. . .

Read more at: Asylum

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Science is Cool: Comparing Chimp & Human Brains


Photo from source, Not Exactly Rocket Science

This post is for my good friend and blog contributor, Denny, who goes by the name Stupid Monkey Planet. He's a sucker for science, and hey, with a chimpanzee tie-in how could I not post it?

Chimpanzees are a particular problem for creationists and/or anti-evolutionists. Their DNA is 94-99% the same as humans, after all. Just about anyone can see the similarities, and now this story says their brains tend to work like ours too. It's a pretty strong argument for "common ancestor" theory, wouldn't you say? Well I would, so there. . . Heh.
Oh, and Denny? We're still waiting for you to descend from the canopy. . .

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Chimpanzees may not be able to recite Hamlet or giving rousing speeches but there is no doubt that they are excellent communicators. They exchange a wide variety of sophisticated calls and gestures that carry meaning and can be tailored to different audiences.

The sophistication of chimp communication doesn't stop there. Jared Taglialatela from the Yerkes National Primate Research Center has found that chimp signals and human speech are both strongly influenced by the same area in the left half of the brain - a region called the inferior frontal gyrus (IFG). . .

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Stupid Monkey Planet Returns the Reigns

Posted by Stupid Monkey Planet



Gotta love this excerpt - "Problems with monkeys harassing tourists in the city are common... but we can't do anything. We cannot shoot them or beat them as Hindus worship monkeys..."

Thanks to anyone that read my posts, my rants & my cries for help. Much appreciated.
I know you are all... just hanging on my every word.

Welcome Back to the Canopy Jamisahn.

...more from Stupid Monkey Planet to come...
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