More Ted Cruz? Yes, because it's just too rich with absurdity to drop just yet. And what drubbing is complete without hearing what The Daily Show with Jon Stewart has to say about it? Riffing off of Cruz's ill-advised reading of Dr. Seuss' Green Eggs and Ham (a story whose moral Cruz obviously didn't understand), Stewart gives us The Bore-Ax.
Jon Stewart uses Dr. Seuss to mock Ted Cruz’s ‘hours of mouth masturbation’
Since Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) took some time during his 21-hour speech against the Affordable Care Act to read Green Eggs & Ham, Daily Show host Jon Stewart used his own Dr. Seuss character, “The Bore-Ax,” to explain the problems with Cruz’s stance. “Ted talked about healthcare, compared it to Nazis,” Stewart read to his audience. “As comparisons go, he was off by a lot-zi. Healthcare, he said, would end this great nation. A point made after hours of mouth masturbation. . .”
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