Ebola (A Rocky Mountain Mike Song Parody)

It was so obvious, I can't believe I didn't think of it: a song parody about Ebola, set to The Kinks' Lola. Enjoy!

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Poop Boat Triumph Returns from Floating at Sea

The big story at the moment dominating cable news (as events sometimes do), is the return of derelict Carnival Cruise Lines ship, Triumph. But to be honest, the thing that cracks me up is the focus on poop. And the fact that it's called Triumph. First, it was anything but a triumph. And secondly, Triumph is the name of a famously crude puppet with a book called called Come Poop with Me. I mean, come on! I'm supposed to be empathizing, when all I can think of is sophomoric jokes?

I know it had to suck, but nobody died. It was a hellish experience, but the people on the boat will have stories for the rest of their lives, and maybe get a nifty settlement deal out of it. Well, assuming that they haven't absolved Carnival of all guilt by going on CNN or MSNBC talking about how great the crew was, and that there was nothing more they could do! Not thinking, these folks. 15 minutes of fame versus 15 grand? I dunno. . .

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Carnival Triumph Docking: Disabled Cruise Ship Reaches Mobile, Alabama, Port

A cruise ship disabled for five nightmarish days in the Gulf finally docked with some 4,200 people aboard late Thursday, passengers raucously cheering the end to an ocean odyssey they say was marked by overflowing toilets, food shortages and foul odors. . .

Read more at: Huffington Post

Mike in Raleigh: Stand Your Ground

It's always a good day when Mike in Raleigh (The Stephanie Miller Show) has a new clip up, even if it is on a very serious subject. I sometimes get criticized for my lack of reverence. But you know what, I've gotten the giggles at a funeral, and cried too. Gallows humor helps us get through life.

Fun With Photoshop / Separated at Birth: Glenn Beck

I'm sorry, I know that there is precious little about the image on the left that is funny. But the image on the right. . .well, it takes a second to notice how much Photoshop is involved here. Glenn Beck is still recognizable with most of his face missing? Anyway, it gave me a chuckle. Forgive me if you don't have the dark funny bone I do.

Source: All over the Internets and Facebook

GREENLEE GAZETTE EXCLUSIVE!!! CHENEY'S NEW HEART PUMP PHOTO!

We here at the Greenlee Gazette were lucky enough to receive an EXCLUSIVE photo of Cheney's new heart pump... Thankfully they found a matching donor. Sources report that BP is en route...

Get Your Own Pat Robertson Voodoo Doll!

I like my humor dark and twisted. And while the disaster in Haiti yields very few opportunities for humor of any kind, making fun of a dipshit who tried to blame the earthquake on the Haitian people. . .well, that works for me.

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Bidding Is Now Open

Your very own Pat Robertson voodoo doll, complete with Bible and money bag, is now up for auction on eBay. Proceeds go to the Haiti relief effort.

Source: Joe.My.God.

Jon Stewart on the Economic Simulous Plan

The state of the economy is downright depressing, with new layoffs and more bad news reported every day. So if you want to know just how bad it is, you might as well get the news with a heaping helping of humor--dark humor, but humor just the same.

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Featured Blog: Stuff Nobody Likes

Image from source, Stuff Nobody Likes

This blog/site really caught my attention. Who doesn't like to complain? It's basically a pet peeves site, but has some extremely well-written--and funny--observations about stuff nobody likes. I'm going to have to put on my thinking cap and write my own contribution!

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Stuff Nobody Likes

#73. The President

Nobody Likes You, Mr. President, if we can even call you by such a title. You, and your Republican Party’s scandalous behavior during the contested election, past preoccupation with military adventurism rather than the concerns of Congress, and cynical compromises for political purposes within an occupied territory have been reprehensible. . .

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How China Came Up With the Olympic Logo

Do you like dark humor? I do. Of course that has been obvious here, over the existence of this blog. So, it's possible that you'll find this clip in bad taste. . .