President's Star is on the Rise!

Guest Post by John A. of "Faux Newz"

Our beloved Commander in Chief’s approval rating, according to a new Faux Newz poll just released, has soared to new heights, improving from 28% approval to 29%. It is apparent that those nasty Liberals like Chappaquiddick Ted, Scary Reid, and Nasty Pelosi were all wrong, and that the people of our Evangelical Christian Republic are rallying around our beleaguered President and showing to the Liberals that it doesn’t matter if Saddam didn’t have weapons of mass destruction, that it doesn’t matter if members of his administration lied to Congress, that it doesn’t matter one twit if the cost of the war in Iraq will bankrupt the treasury. Anyway, what’s a little lie if nobody is hurt by it?

Be sure to keep tuned to Faux Newz Channel for the latest unbiased news reporting. Never a spin, only the absolute truth. And to those who accuse us of being a "right wing propaganda network" just look at the rising approval ratings of our beloved President, who by the way watches Faux Newz all the time, for proof that when we cater to his "base" we bring truth, justice, and the American way to the uneducated masses.