OK, just let me start by saying, I don't give a flying fig about beauty pageants. There isn't anything further from my radar. But Carrie Prejean, the Miss California contestant who started a firestorm with her "opposite marriage" opinions has become a right-wing star. And as such, she's become something of a political figure, right up there with Caribou Barbie Sarah Palin and (the O-Band is slipping) Mike Huckabee. So, this series of video clips is politically relevant. And hilarious.