Friday, December 18, 2009

Holiday Cheer Horror!: Dick Cheney Shot Santa in the Face!


Ho, ho, ho! Go f**k yourself!

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Christmas Is Canceled: Dick Cheney Shoots Santa In The Face

On Thursday December 17, 2009, Richard Cheney, of McLean, VA was placed under arrest at the Halliburton Hunting Area after being observed discharging a rifle directly at another individual, victim Kris Kringle (aka Santa Claus). The perp claims he was hunting for caged quail. These actions on behalf of Cheney served no legitimate purpose and caused harm to an unarmed citizen.

On the above time and date, I was on uniformed duty in an unmarked police cruiser assigned to the Administration Section, working from 7:00-3:00 AM. I overheard a broadcast for a possible shooting and due to my proximity, responded. . .

Read more at: AirAmerica



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