Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Dick Cheney Has No Pulse

Given Dick Cheney's decades-long heart problems, and his reputation as Darth Cheney, there has long been a lot of dark humor about his health. You know, he'd have a heart attack, and people would say, "impossible, he has no heart." Or robot/android/replicant/cyborg jokes.  But this time it isn't a joke. The former vice president has a new pump in his heart. And that means he no longer has a pulse, and he actually has to be plugged in to a wall socket at night.  There are few people lower down on my compassion list than Cheney, but I don't wish him ill.  I don't wish him well, either. I mostly don't wish anything about him, except that he should fade from public view (and take Liz with him).  He probably should also buy a generator.


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