I've been hoping for that "great idea" ever since I've had this blog. Shoot, I've been hoping for one for far longer than that. If only I'd been able to come up with a roadblock for a villain like Rick Santorum, like blogger/writer/advice columnist Dan Savage did a few years ago. Remember back when names like Santorum, Denny Hastert, Tom DeLay--not to mention George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld--were perpetual thorns in liberals' sides? It's hard to believe it's only been a couple of years, and they're all (mostly) memories now. But in addition to a new rogues gallery on deck in November, some of these old names pop up again, sometimes threatening to run for President! And thanks to Savage, the likelihood of that is--if not unlikely--at least bound to be hysterically funny.
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| Image from source, Mother Jones |
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Rick Santorum's Anal Sex Problem
Rick Santorum would very much like to be president. . .But before he starts printing "Santorum 2012" bumper stickers, there's one issue the former GOP senator and his strategists need to address. You see, Santorum has what you might call a Google problem. For voters who decide to look him up online, one of the top three search results is usually the site SpreadingSantorum.com, which explains that Santorum's last name is a sexual neologism for "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. . ."
Read more at: Mother Jones
Yeah, I looked it up and it was number 2, and number 1 was an article that described it.
ReplyDeleteIt's a shame, really and the downfall of the Internet. Who knows what will happen if the google my name?
Oh wait, I did and got a movie star.
Oh well, life sucks.