Segway Company Owner Dies When Segway Goes Off a Cliff

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When I was in Creative Writing class, I was assigned a multi-media project, and had a few darkly humorous pieces in my work. Before I handed it in, I told my teacher that there were a few irreverent segments that were both humorous and about death.  She asked me--totally deadpan--"Do you think death can be funny?"  I said, "Well. . ." She saved me by saying, "Of course it can." 

Now, this poor man's death isn't funny. But it makes for a damned funny headline.

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Segway owner dies after falling off river cliff

A wealthy British businessman who owns the company that makes the two-wheeled Segway has been found dead in a river in northern England after apparently falling off a cliff on one of the vehicles, police said Monday. . .

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