Alan Keyes Running for President (Again)

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Noooooo! Wait a minute. . . yessss! This very out there, wing-nutty, hard-right-wing, nutjob is running for President? For the third time? Are you kidding me? He's comedy gold, and utterly unelectable. Is he looking for a rematch with Barack Obama?

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Alan Keyes Hates You and is Running for President

Alan Keyes, the homo-hating father of a “selfish hedonist” lesbian daughter, is running for the Republican nomination for the presidency. I know, you’re like who?

Keyes is like Fred Phelps with somewhat better fashion sense and a larger vocabulary. Oh, and he is Black. Barack Obama crushed him in the 2004 Senate race. I am not quite sure why Keyes who lived in Illinois for about ten seconds even thought he had a chance in that race. He also has a lesbian daughter Maya who in his best display of Republican family values, he kicked out of the house when they were unable to pray away her gay. . .

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