I was listening to The Thomm Hartman Show on Air America Radio today, and he played a bit of a song that immediately had me looking for a link. I found it on YouTube. Recorded by David Ippolito, it's a fun, folksy song, with lyrics about the various people who scare the singer. People like Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey, Ann Coulter and Dick Cheney.
You can listen to an earlier version of the song here: "Tom Cruise Scares Me". Or you can watch the live performance below. It's cute (and the singer ain't bad either). Check it out.