Calvin Klein Offering "Help" to Inadequate Guys

Image from source, The New York Observer

Oh, come on! Isn't this a case of false advertising? Kind of like a male falsie? A flattering cut, I get, but extra cushion "down there?" Hey guys, if the jeans work, and you manage to snag a hottie with your new pants, you're likely gonna have to come clean at some point, right?

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Something Is Getting Between Him and His Calvins

Size matters. But if you don’t have it, just trick people into thinking you do with a little cleverly constructed fabric. That’s the promise of the new Body by Calvin Klein Jeans—retail price, $79.50—with their “body-defining fit for an enhanced profile.” With some padded-fly trickery, Body Jeans presumably gives guys the optical illusion of more horsepower underneath their hood. . .

Read more at: The New York Observer