News of the Weird: Man Tries to Turn Poop into Gold

I can't believe the Huffington Post went for the "shitting bricks" joke, but I salute them for it!

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Paul Moran, Northern Ireland Man, Tries To Turn Feces Into Gold, Ends Up In Jail 

The plan was to s!@# bricks -- gold bricks.

Paul Moran hatched a scheme to get rich quick by turning his own feces into gold, according to authorities in Northern Ireland. But like King Midas himself, Moran might have flushed his life down the drain in pursuit of his golden dreams. . .

Read more at: Huffington Post