Cartoon character and 2012 Presidential Election candidate Herman Cain has been touting his 9-9-9 plan all over America. Economists scoff, poor people shrink in horror, but the rich folks seem to like it. When asked about the severe 9% tax on everything people need to live, Cain said that the tax would encourage people to "buy used." This prompted many people to wonder, "where the hell do you get used food?" Friend, wonder no longer!