Cue the scary music! San Francisco Values! You'd think that San Francisco, California was in a different country. Let Michelle Obama say something that conservatives view as "anti-American," and conservatives like Sean Hannity will assail her as though she is one of the seven horsemen of the Apocalypse. But San Francisco or Massachusetts is considered fair game for negative commentary. Excuse me? Aren't both places in the United States? How do they get away with this crap?