Friday, December 12, 2008

Hall & Oates' Ode to Alan Colmes on Daily Show

On Thursday, Hall & Oates appeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart to lament the "retirement" of Alan Colmes from Hannity & Colmes. Colmes deserves his digs, having been the FOX "News" token liberal for a dozen or so years. But I'll bet he shows a little more chutzpah in his future endeavors. It will, however, take a long time to redeem himself.


Lyrics:

Anytime you need a token liberal
Nothin' but a body to fill a chair
The barest shadow of a person
Alan Colmes is always there.

But all those years of non-existence
Can really run a person down.
Now he's leaving Hannity forever
Alan, please don't go!
You're the only non-douchebag on that show
He's gone. Bye bye,
Oh why
He was the Tango to his cash
And he's gone.
Oh why
To the extent
That I hadn't noticed he was there
But he's gone.
Oh why
What went wrong?
He's gone. Bye bye
Oh why?
He was the Laurel to his Hardy
He's gone
To spend
More time
Not being seen with his family
He's gone
What went wrong?

Source: Huffington Post

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