America the Stupid: 26% Don't Know We Won Independence from Britain

Woo-hoo, we're #1! USA! USA! Wait, what do those letters stand for? Uhhhmmmm. . .Shit. . .Armenia?  God, we're stupid. Sooooo stupid.

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Celebrate, America! 74% of You Know What Country We Declared Our Independence From!



Marist University saw that the Fourth of July was coming up and decided to commission a poll to show how stupid we all are. The question: “From which country did the United States win its independence?” Marist was surely expecting only 2% of Americans to know the answer. CNN.com was also prepared for the results with a “more than 1 in TK Americans don’t know which country America declared its independence from, the dumb freaks” story. Yet America surprised them all! . . .

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