Willard "Mitt" Romney would really be a fun pick for John McCain, don't you think? Forget about the Mormon thing (though it is true many Evangelicals would not vote for him). Forget that he's been christened "Mittens," and that "Willard" sounds like a leader of rats.
No, the fun part would be the ads that Barack Obama would have ready-made for the campaign. Watch the video below, and then say to yourself, "I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this message!" Nothing else is needed!
Romney: 'Obama A Senator Killer' - gonna 'take care of' John McCain